October 17th, 2007

* - Elephant of Life

U.S. CRACKS DOWN ON STEROID USE BY LETTERS OF ALPHABET

Is there a full moon?  maybe it's venus - so perdy.  or maybe it's that damned retrograde despairfaery keeps talking about.  or maybe it's PRESSURE DROP.  woe yeeaaah....

but last night an asshole neighbour is yelling at me from across the block, while i'm watching kurska in the back yard.  calling me names.  racist names.  how come that's ok for blacks?  and he basically has emotional problems cuz he hates being half-white.  anyway, most native blacks in america have some white in them, and vice versa.  how about you leave me out of it and let me watch my doggie?

then i was pulling out of my drive and the next-doorers leave a can of pop on my fence - simply to continue with their fucking-withness.  i knocked it off as i drove out.  then the cashier wouldn't shut up because she couldn't remember the name of... david crosby?  she halted our whole conversation for minutes to dwell on that.  then i'm driving back and see a bunch of guys standing around the little brick wall of a restaurant, which was all busted up to hell.  then i'm behind a pick-up that was speeding behind another car, and they're sitting at a green light yelling at each other.  while my general public was playing "Time to get the handgun out"...  i wasn't about to honk my horn.  good decision.  then some guy got shot to death by the police a little later.

more rockford news: - guy accidentally shoots himself and blames a gang member.  - police chase landlord who pulls gun on tenant after asking for security deposit.  -  man at local tavern shows off gun, saying he is a government agent, "and if i told you more, i'd have to kill you."

my skulls finally arrived in the mail!  i love it when i get skulls in the mail!  unfortunately, they were intercepted at the O'harA airport...

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PS - A big HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ALL MY LJ FRIENDS WHO HAVE HAD A BIRTHDAY IN THE LAST 365 DAYS!  AND ALSO TO ANYONE WHO HAS A BIRTHDAY COMING UP IN THE NEXT 365 DAYS!  YOU ARE SPECIAL!

good - i'm glad i got that out of the way...