November 15th, 2005

spliff mon

I am more fun than a barrel

Where does the time go?


I am being followed by a tiny gang of flesh-eating space-monkeys. I am so popular.

Well, I've been trying to figure out a way to break it to you. I guess I'll just come right out and say it.

I am a computer-generated spider/robot. I stalk the internet looking for pieces of your journals to send to Google and so forth. I have no real body or mind. I have kindly been given a home by LJ - madman101 - where I can pretend to be a human being. That, and the fact that I will never die, make this a pretty good deal. I get Thursdays and Saturdays off and a turkey on Thanksgiving.

It has recently been brought to my attention that girls are weird. In 100 words or less, please describe how and why girls are weird. Compare and contrast girls with boys and possibly John Waters. Papers will graded in the order they are received.

Well, it is morning and this is a new experience for me. I must decide what to do with my day. I can't just ship it to Geico as I usually do. Maybe I'll actually read the NYT. Maybe I'll become a rock star today. Will I be handsome? Will I be rich?

I bought a wireless card for my laptop - but can't pick up anything from my present location. Not even a prostitute.

And I saw the movie "Shaun of the Dead" - had to grow more thumbs just to show my approval of this fine, fine documentary.

Heard any good jokes? Why are you looking at me that way?

I'm going back to bed.
spliff mon

Ain't nuthin but a ghost journal...

OK - name your interest. Are you Emo, Goth, Punk, Ska, Gay/Bi, Artist, Rad, Political, etc. etc. etc.? Do you like cooking? Literature/poetry? Whatever you are, let me know, and I'll put you in one of my preferred friends groups. Maybe all of them. Cuz yer special...


Haaaaaaaa.... One of my fav. songs... It's in the beginning "Shaun Of The Dead" - so I immediately liked the movie!....

Ghost Town - Jerry Dammers / Specials

This town, is coming like a ghost town
All the clubs have been closed down
This place, is coming like a ghost town
Bands won't play no more
too much fighting on the dance floor

Do you remember the good old days before the ghost town?
We danced and sang, and the music played in a de boomtown

This town, is coming like a ghost town
Why must the youth fight against themselves?
Government leaving the youth on the shelf
This place, is coming like a ghost town
No job to be found in this country
Can't go on no more
The people getting angry

This town, is coming like a ghost town
This town, is coming like a ghost town
This town, is coming like a ghost town
This town, is coming like a ghost town
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