September 23rd, 2005

spliff mon

pondering a new approach

I should stop thinking about finding my special someone, and just go and have a casual relationship with some girl's feet. I think this would be a lot less demanding than having a full relationship, and I could gradually work my way up to other body parts. I think it would be less stressful for the girl, also. And she would also be able to see other guys who date her hands, ears, whatever. I could read books on how to have a foot fetish. I could buy her feet little toe rings and bracelettes, which is a lot less expensive than dating a whole body - although shoes are expensive. Anyway, it would be a lot easier for me to walk up to a girl and, instead of asking her out, just say, "Can I have a date with yor feet?" I know people who have long-distance relationships where there is no physical contact WHATSOEVER - so this really isn't that strange. And people would stop calling me gay because feet are definitely either masculine or feminine. I think this is a really good idea, don't you?