June 12th, 2005

* - Elephant of Life

a show of gladness

Well - I couldn't let the weekend totally slip away, so I threw old Kurska in my car and we went out to get some beer. Back to my old self, singing and whisting to the English Beat, turning heads, mostly happy ones. They think I am the happiest man in the world. And it inspires them...

"But in my lonely room...

I cry...

The tears of a clone..."

It has come to my attention that a few of you LJ girls have been a wee bit cheeky. So, there'll be a "Spank His Ass to The Moon" party at my place this Friday. Dress appropriately...
* - Elephant of Life

this is exactly right:

The Keys to Your Heart

You are attracted to good manners and elegance.

In love, you feel the most alive when things are straight-forward, and you're told that you're loved.

You'd like to your lover to think you are optimistic and happy.

You would be forced to break up with someone who was emotional, moody, and difficult to please.

Your ideal relationship is open. Both of you can talk about everything... no secrets.

Your risk of cheating is zero. You care about society and morality. You would never break a commitment.

You think of marriage as something precious. You'll treasure marriage and treat it as sacred.

In this moment, you think of love as commitment. Love only works when both people are totally devoted.

* - Elephant of Life

getting low on anti-oxidants...

I know it's wrong for people to get wolf-dogs. They eventually get out of control and eat someone. But I feel like getting one anyway. I told Kurska I'd get her a dog... And with a wolf-dog, I'd be forced to go away and live in the middle of nowhere. With internet access. Wolf-dogs rule!