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now THAT'S a tuna sandwich!

Posted on 2005.06.17 at 15:34
Yum...

Sandwiches are important to me. I was once a professional sandwich-maker, so I take sandwiches very serious-like - compared to most other things in my life.

I have always had a problem with tuna - which I eat a fair amount of. The prob I've had is this: I could never make a tuna sandwich where the tuna stands out, tasting like the main ingredient, tuna. Everything else would mask the taste. (Now, I'm not talking about tuna-SALAD, which isn't really supposed to taste like tuna anyway).

That is, until now.

I just made two great tuna sandwiches - and they worked. Why? What did I do differently?

1 - The bun was dif - not too flavorful like rye or wheat, but not white; and when toasted, it remained nice and flakey, like the proud creator.

2 - The onion slice was microwaved a bit, and then again w/ the (American BLA!!) cheese melted onto it. I think this was a big factor.

3 - No ketchup or mutard, just a little light creamy ranch dressing on top.

4 - I used spinach leaves instead of lettuce. This might also have been important - maybe bringing out more of a fishy bight.

5 - Other ingredients: One slice of tomatoe, black pepper, salt - pretty basic. But NO pickle.

If you wish to try this at home, please send me a 5% royalty.

Comments:


Inigo Montoya
___skeptic at 2005-06-17 21:08 (UTC) (Lien)
Ohh,I see how you are!Trying to show me up huh?
Well,Mr.Nice & Flakey,I hate to inform you that your pickle-less,toasted tuna sandwhich does not hold a candle up MY tuna sandwhiches.
where hypotheses come to die
madman101 at 2005-06-17 21:41 (UTC) (Lien)

ha ha

Welll........ perhaps you may have been right yesterday... but today, I have been given the secret powers of Charlie... and now everything I touch reeks of tuna.

So - yes - live in your little fantasy land if you wish, and invite me over for a little horseradish, if you know what you mean....

ooooo - I love being yelled at......
Inigo Montoya
___skeptic at 2005-06-18 00:12 (UTC) (Lien)

Re: ha ha

Oh,silly.I wasn't really yelling at you.
I was trying to stir up some playful banter!I'm so sorry if I really did come off as yelling at you =x
where hypotheses come to die
madman101 at 2005-06-18 00:32 (UTC) (Lien)

Re: ha ha

Nay - I liked it - do it again. And wear your fishnets this time...

(no worries, dude)
where hypotheses come to die
madman101 at 2005-06-18 00:42 (UTC) (Lien)

damn it I am not sarcastic!

Hey, I inserted a paragraph about this very problem of mine in my bio - so go there, yo, unless you don't wanna. <3

I hope your dad feels better soon.

Inigo Montoya
___skeptic at 2005-06-19 20:47 (UTC) (Lien)

Re: damn it I am not sarcastic!

Thanks,he's feeling better all ready after lieing on the couch for 3 consecutive days and having me cater to his every whim <3
where hypotheses come to die
madman101 at 2005-06-20 04:06 (UTC) (Lien)

Re: damn it I am not sarcastic!

Hmmmm. that'll do it.

Now it's your turn. He's supposed to cater to you.
Inigo Montoya
___skeptic at 2005-06-20 06:30 (UTC) (Lien)

Re: damn it I am not sarcastic!

Nah,he has my whole life.He's getting too old to make me dinner anymore,lol.
where hypotheses come to die
madman101 at 2005-06-20 18:15 (UTC) (Lien)

Re: damn it I am not sarcastic!

Oh well - have lots of kids.
Sir Grotty of the Irony Flask
egg_man at 2005-06-17 21:34 (UTC) (Lien)
tuna is icky
where hypotheses come to die
madman101 at 2005-06-17 21:43 (UTC) (Lien)

well

Only in the hands of the unexperienced.
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