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Those Crazy Baldheads!

Posted on 2016.10.08 at 12:53
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As you know, the bald guy downstairs is slowly trying to kill me. Other LJ users experience problems with bald people. How about you? Are you going to bury your head in the sand, or take a stand against DHT-intoxicated bird-brained blood-sucking monkeys? Take the poll you know you want to, or else everyone will say that you are bald baldie baldie baldie ha ha ha you're bald!

Sondage#2055253 We gonna chase them!

About how many of the bald people you have ever know have been really annoying, i.e., irritating?

100%
0(0.0%)
90%
2(50.0%)
75%
0(0.0%)
666%
1(25.0%)
50%
0(0.0%)
other, lol
1(25.0%)

About how many of the bald people you have ever known have cause your some serious grief or anxiety in your life?

100%
0(0.0%)
90%
1(25.0%)
75%
1(25.0%)
666%
1(25.0%)
50%
0(0.0%)
I love all bald people indescriminately including Alex Jones!
1(25.0%)

About how many of the bald people in your life would you consider to be narcissistic jackinapes?

100%
0(0.0%)
90%
2(66.7%)
666%
1(33.3%)
50%
0(0.0%)
There have never been bald people in my life.
0(0.0%)

About how many of the bald people in your past lives have been snivelling parasitic psychopaths?

All
1(25.0%)
Almost all.
1(25.0%)
Antichrist.
0(0.0%)
Iffy / Iffy.
1(25.0%)
Everyone is a psycho so that means ME.
1(25.0%)

If you had the choice to be bald or unbald, you would...

Unbald myself!
1(33.3%)
Bald myself and face and lie through the skin of my teeth.
0(0.0%)
Kick bald ass.
1(33.3%)
Become bald so as to infiltrate their network and destroy it.
1(33.3%)
Become bald and try to shave everyone's head, just like all the crazy baldheads do.
0(0.0%)
Escape from the bald zombie city and grow fenugreek.
0(0.0%)

Note that not all bald people are bad. Some are bald because they are sick. But are these people annoying anyway?

Yes! Everyone changes into a gargoyle when they become bald!
0(0.0%)
No, sick people are never annoying!
0(0.0%)
Yes, but sick people exist to strain our compassion threshold.
1(33.3%)
No. Sick people are too tired to annoy anyone, even though some of them really want to.
2(66.7%)



Bob Marley and the Wailers – Crazy Baldheads

Them crazy
Them crazy
We gonna chase those crazy baldheads out of town
Chase those crazy baldheads out of our town

I'n'I build a cabin
I'n'I plant the corn
Didn't my people before me
Slave for this country?
Now you look me with that scorn
Then you eat up all my corn

We gonna chase those crazy
Chase them crazy
Chase those crazy baldheads out of town

Build your penitentiary, we build your schools
Brainwash education to make us the fools
Hate is your reward for our love
Telling us of your God above

We gonna chase those crazy
Chase those crazy bunkheads
Chase those crazy baldheads out of the town

Chase those crazy baldheads out of the town

We gonna chase those crazy
Chase those crazy bunkheads
Chase those crazy baldheads out of the town

Here comes the conman
Coming with his con plan
We won't take no bribe
We've got to stay alive

We gonna chase those crazy
Chase those crazy baldheads
Chase those crazy baldheads out of the town

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