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Breaking News!

Posted on 2015.07.30 at 07:42
Recall me posting about this constantly wut - a year ago? IT'S BACK!....

I don't know, and can't say for sure, but it is very possible that I have found sock number MIA2000b! It was floating in a corner of my bathtub. Please keep reading this post! Stay tuned for our important commercials! Apparent sock number MIA2000b resembled MIA2000a, except that it was meant for a different foot. There was a pinging sound somewhere which will be investigated to rule out the possibility of a flock of flying monkeys. There was no pinging sound, we repeat, the pinging sound sounded more like a dinging sound. Authorities claim that socks may occasionally make dinging sounds.

Authorities are swarming around the site of the misbegotten sock, somewhere near where TPP talks are being held, and promise to distract media attention to the best of their abilities. Australia has committed itself. The sock, sock number MIA2000b, will be sent to Turin, Italy, because Italy has nothing to do with this, or does it. DNA samples will be taken. Barnacles are being investigated. MIA2000a is being held for questioning. Obama plans to say something. My left foot MAY be invited to participate.

Although every bit of my clothing does in fact contain a VIN number, we cannot say for certain if this sock is the sock of critical importance, because we apparently didn't read the VIN number. What we CAN say is that this is almost as important as OJ Simpson's glove! So be sure to keep reading and stop thinking, and hey did you know that the HOUSE passed the PRO-MONSANTO GMO BILL? And the world and your lives are just swimming by without you knowing it, if you keep eating this stuff, and one day you will turn around and wake up dead.

And you will say, sheeepishly, "Ping?"

Comments:


Nate
space_66 at 2015-07-30 13:26 (UTC) (Lien)
That's sad. Money wins again.
where hypotheses come to die
madman101 at 2015-07-30 18:53 (UTC) (Lien)
All too often, lately. Big money.
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