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duh - zombies

Remember to dress accordingly.

Posted on 2013.09.24 at 15:51
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So, the end of the world has been pegged down to somewhere between October 15 and November 10, making this Halloween the most joyous ever. We are due to be hit by a planet or solar flare or I-Son or something, but that's not really relevant because Fukushima is about to launch plutonium into the atmosphere and cause mass-extinctions for the Northern Hemisphere for several hundred years. You can move to Bolivia but I suggest birth control as a lifestyle choice. Anyway, this will all overshadow the inevitable Stock Market plunge, wherein we would otherwise enjoy the luxury of rioting in the streets.

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Evil Tracey
eviltracey at 2013-09-25 04:10 (UTC) (Lien)
Noooo!!! I start my vacation on November 10th!
where hypotheses come to die
madman101 at 2013-09-25 04:22 (UTC) (Lien)
Possibly you are being singled out symbolically for punishment because you are so evil but we're all gonna die so.
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