where hypotheses come to die (madman101) wrote,
where hypotheses come to die
madman101
People on NPR news talk like they are describing strange exotic little insects they are looking at with a magnifying glass, while constipated on the toilet... "Well... it seems the the yellow and orange... beetle... has a penchant for... hmmm... milk thistle... What do you think... about that, Melissa Hackanamaka? Hmmmm..." It wouldn't be so bad but they talk so slow.

"The economy went DOWN today... Hmmm... I'll pause now so we can all internalise the strangeness... Hmmmm... And, now, everyone together:"

"Hmmmm..."
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