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eek - oh noez

une note la, les trolls encourageables

Posted on 2012.11.29 at 20:26
I like trolls who feel they gain some unimaginable thing from reading my journal. (For example, no one ever commented on my, "How To Give Yourself A Sex Change Operation" post of a few years ago, but I'm sure it affected countless lives). But I don't like trolls if they are, on the other hand, jealous conniving boyfriends, mystified relatives, agents for the IRS or sex traffickers, etc., identity thieves, Russians, talent scouts for loser reality TV concepts, paid plants from right-wing think-tanks, drug-induced comas, or bots collecting ideas for the BBC or some cartoon series in tattoo form on an arm somewhere, although there is much that I have in common with these people, mainly, the ability to sit around with nothing to do but think, and then to bust people's doors down alleging they are sporting illegally imported cotton dungarees.

I am purging virtually all LJ friends who haven't posted in the last frickin SIX years. The chance that any one of these is still a practicing troll, and has not yet graduated to being a gigantic polyp on some famous person's innards, is less than zero. But, if you are a troll who chooses life, then you must come out of the shadows and make yourself known - I am only referring to THOSE WHO HAVE NOT POSTED IN 6 YEARS... but... the next purge will be of im-posters of 5 years, and then of 4 years, and so on, until I am purging people who haven't even created LJ accounts yet.

If you are a fannish troll who is being, or has been, dropped, and wish to read more of my salacious naughty bits, you must reapply here: http://madlink101.livejournal.com/476.html - if by some quirk you have been banned then basically just give it up and move on, or else gambit another try by creating a new LJ account and trying to get in that way. Everyone is expected to donate 10% of their earthly dividends. [Disclaimer: "madman101" exists as a bundled derivatives hedge-fund for the sole benefit of undisclosed alien puppet masters all named Bruce]

As always, class is dismissed, out-of-hand.


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where hypotheses come to die
madman101 at 2012-11-30 03:33 (UTC) (Lien)
ha ha ha - ok

it's nice to have you around

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where hypotheses come to die
madman101 at 2012-12-08 03:01 (UTC) (Lien)
i love hal sparks more cuz i'm media deprived

LJ icons are about the only videos i watch anymore ha ha
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