money: it's like genes
Posted on 2012.09.19 at 16:35
I often don't see much difference between the rich and the poor in this country. Both are usually arrogant opportunists who lie and judge and make LJ posts like this. For example, you think I'm poor, but I'm actually filthy rich. Being rich, I can say that the main difference is that rich people don't have to face the consequences of their idiocy, rudeness, lies, abuse, theft, violence, beggary, and so forth, cuz they wash it away into investment scams, pyramid schemes, long vacations, expensive sex games, campaign donations and the Cayman Islands. The rich are like that guy on the Monty Python movie who keeps bleeding and bleeding, but just won't die. There is no end to their vanity. Thus, they have a huge case of borderline personality disorder, which is why they are always financing invasions of other countries, or making zombie movies, like, "Night of the 47%." They also wrote all of Madonna's material. The poor, on the other hand, get kicked in the shin over and over, and keep coming back for more, convinced they are always right and god-blessed, until they end up in jail and continue their delusions through various inexpensive sexual practices, and political caricature carvings in cheese.
Anyway, the point is that even though the rich and poor are very similar, they have been growing wider and wider apart over the years, like an unhappy married couple. Both spouse thinks they're the right or correct spouse, and they dig in, and double-down, and everything in the house stops changing. And then they are found dead 20 years later, at different ends of the house, buried in old infrastructures and fields laced with Cesium-137. That's not very good for evolution. The death of change. What the rich and poor need to do is to stop arguing and have lots and lots of babies. Small change we can believe in. Our future will only be salvaged through intense investments in chocolate, a renewed respect for simultaneous orgasm, decent pay for the people who will be teaching all those new children, donations to my LJ, and removal of all petrified parents to Easter Island where they belong...
http://www.easterislandtourism.com/what-to-visit/easter-island-statues/
Also, I don't think we should have any more "entitlement" programmes giving money to lazy leech "people," my friend, because it keeps churning out people like Paul Ryan and Mitt Romney...
Talk about takers...
Romney Apologizes To Nation's 150 Million 'Starving, Filthy Beggars' (http://theonion.com)
(legend): http://rudepundit.livejournal.com/744205.html
http://www.latimes.com/news/opinion/commentary/la-oe-0919-dugan-romney-entitlements-income-tax-20120919,0,4883471.story
Anyway, the point is that even though the rich and poor are very similar, they have been growing wider and wider apart over the years, like an unhappy married couple. Both spouse thinks they're the right or correct spouse, and they dig in, and double-down, and everything in the house stops changing. And then they are found dead 20 years later, at different ends of the house, buried in old infrastructures and fields laced with Cesium-137. That's not very good for evolution. The death of change. What the rich and poor need to do is to stop arguing and have lots and lots of babies. Small change we can believe in. Our future will only be salvaged through intense investments in chocolate, a renewed respect for simultaneous orgasm, decent pay for the people who will be teaching all those new children, donations to my LJ, and removal of all petrified parents to Easter Island where they belong...
http://www.easterislandtourism.com/what-to-visit/easter-island-statues/
Also, I don't think we should have any more "entitlement" programmes giving money to lazy leech "people," my friend, because it keeps churning out people like Paul Ryan and Mitt Romney...
Talk about takers...
Romney Apologizes To Nation's 150 Million 'Starving, Filthy Beggars' (http://theonion.com)
(legend): http://rudepundit.livejournal.com/744205.html
http://www.latimes.com/news/opinion/commentary/la-oe-0919-dugan-romney-entitlements-income-tax-20120919,0,4883471.story
