Wisdom is the retention of innocence through adversity.

I decided to take my brain's advice and stay home today. Best decision I ever made lately. Actually, the best decison I ever made was deciding not to be born. Unfortunately that was overridden by someone. I spent years trying to track down that person. I think it's best that I don't go outside today, or possibly ever... Because, Case in point: let me dazzle you with my comely social skills!...

"EHY LADY!"

"Yes?"

"I LIKE YOU - CAN I ASK YOU A PERSONAL QUESTION?"

"Well, um, eh... I guess, ok..."

"UM, HOW DO I DEAL WITH BODY ODOR?"