where hypotheses come to die (madman101) wrote,
where hypotheses come to die
madman101

e.t.?!

I've always loved Katy Perry cuz she's HAWT and a pretty "jazzy" singer for pop. But now I know why she wears food on her boobs. It's because she's flat. She comes in low on the high notes. Has anyone else with perfect pitch noticed this? Prolly why there's so much auto-tune in her songs. That's disappointing. I don't care if Adele, mother of my child, slides off slightly here or there, cuz she's got a looser, soul style and she's younger - I feel the same way about Adele now as I did when Rihanna was new. And because of that I am now very wealthy. I felt similar about Amy Winehouse but not so much. Duffy was an accident, even though she's pretty good - I'm usually not sure when she's on or off key. Katy Holmes won't return my calls. Lianne La Havas and Tyler James rock. Estelle bothers me. I never returned her lawnmower. My neighbours think I've got a tiny female singer locked in my kitchen but it's just how the carbon monoxide affects me.

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