1 - "I'm not picking up this bullet casing, you pick it up with this bowl!"
2 - "This is part of the kitchenware I was throwing at my girlfriend last night and I am not a bit ashamed of it!"
3 - "I'm sorry I left a bullet casing, (and shot off my gun?), so this is my gift of peace and sorrow."
4 - "See, this proves I DELIBERATELY put the casing there, since this GLASS bowl could only have been placed here deliberately."
5 - Maybe a relative of mine drove dozens of miles here to leave this bowl cuz, "Remember when we ate custard?" - um - no
6 - It floated out of the sky.
7 - Some dorky girl likes me and this is some dorky thing.
8 - Nether girl secretly wanted them to invite me to Memorial Day Eatage, but could only gift me with this lonely bowl.
9 - "You're so thin, white boy, you need to EAT!"
11-Revenge for something else that happened to them involving kitchenware, which they are now blaming on me.
--Anyway, it comes right after the fight last night, so whatever it is DUH supposed to mean, it's an attempt to extend their problem(s) to me, as I predicted. UNLESS it came from someone else, which is a much smaller probability. Also, if it were some Nether Girl gift, in appreciation of the Barbeque Implements which I gave Nether Guy, it would have been near my door and mailbox, instead of near the bullet casing. It more probably was an attempt to get me to notice the bullet case and therefore quake in my boots like a... LIKE A... UH!! LIKE A BOWL FULLY OF JELLY!!!!!!!!!!!
"I don't have time anymore for revenge." - Morrissey