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Why the GOP is considering Hitler...

Posted on 2012.05.17 at 14:55
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Big differences between Hitler and Romney:

Hitler loved his dogs. Romney uses his dogs as hood ornaments
Hitler only later became a pawn of the vulture-bankster-corporatists. Romney IS a vulture-bankster-corporatist.
Hitler didn't have a corporation which borrowed money from right-wing terrorists in El Salvador. - Vs. Bain Capital.
Hitler had gays in his administration. Romney only has gays in his closet.
Hitler called his party, "Socialist." Romney calls corporate welfare, "The Free Market."
Hitler was consistent. Not knowing what he is talking about, Romney flips from untruth to untruth.
Hitler was not a salesman.
Hitler persecuted people of a specific culture. Romney doesn't care who they are, as long as they have jobs.
Hitler appealed to the Fatherland. Romney appeals to China. (And Homeland Security).
Hitler thought some men could be supermen. Romney thinks all corporations are super-people.
Hitler snorted cocaine. Romney officially turns up his nose at drug-runners.
Hitler adored blond hair. Romney likes to chop it off.
Hitler tried to get inflation under control. Romney has no economic plan except forced austerity.
Hitler used Keynesian economics to help rebuild Germany's infrastructure. Romney has no economic plan...
Hitler made a bunker for him and Eva Braun. Romney destroyed his mansion, rebuilt it and put in an elavator for his cars.
Unlike Romney, Hitler never hired a lobbiest for his mansion. Or lived in his son's basement to snooker voters.
Hitler was backed by the far-right party of his country. Romney is backed by TeaBaggers.
Hitler was backed by a major car-maker in Michigan. Romney was spawned by a governor of Michigan.
Hitler was only married for 40 hours. Romney's grandfather & great-grandfather left the country to marry multiple wives.

Comments:


ø¤º°Unorthodox Muse°º¤ø
unorthodox_muse at 2012-05-20 14:43 (UTC) (Lien)
Did you write this or find it on the net somewhere?? Just curious.
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madman101 at 2012-05-20 15:12 (UTC) (Lien)
Me wrote

Except for the first line - which I borrowed from a caller to the Stephanie Miller Shoe - http://www.stephaniemiller.com/

she's a sexy liberal
ø¤º°Unorthodox Muse°º¤ø
unorthodox_muse at 2012-05-20 15:17 (UTC) (Lien)
Not saying I "love" Hitler, you know -- in fact, Hitler=yuck. But that was amazing! I had to share it with one friend - not on LJ and through private email. I hope you do not mind.
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madman101 at 2012-05-20 16:44 (UTC) (Lien)
thx so much

it was completely ironical

prolly mostly only LJ peeps might get that

i agree about hitler

he was pretty sucky
liveonearth
liveonearth at 2012-11-08 18:48 (UTC) (Lien)
That's awesome. Nice work.
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madman101 at 2012-11-08 18:51 (UTC) (Lien)
thanks!
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