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natural antidote to gluten hexes

Magical Mint Cocoa recipe:

This elixer has a semi-marijuanal effect and also relaxes agrevations over buffoon politicians.

prepare:

large pinch or 1/8 tsp bs +
heaped tblspn soy lecithin powder / yam powder (etc.) +
3 big heaped tsp cocoa powder +
(dash: cinnamon or ginger or nutmeg etc.)

nearly-boil 2.5 cups water w/ 1 tblspn dry sage

place into 2-cup mug:
2 drops peppermint oil +
2 drops juniper (thuga mex "cedar") oil

strain some of the hot water into mug

mix cocoa mix into mug water

fill mug almost to rim w/ remaining hot water

add stevia to taste

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