This elixer has a semi-marijuanal effect and also relaxes agrevations over buffoon politicians.
large pinch or 1/8 tsp bs +
heaped tblspn soy lecithin powder / yam powder (etc.) +
3 big heaped tsp cocoa powder +
(dash: cinnamon or ginger or nutmeg etc.)
nearly-boil 2.5 cups water w/ 1 tblspn dry sage
place into 2-cup mug:
2 drops peppermint oil +
2 drops juniper (thuga mex "cedar") oil
strain some of the hot water into mug
mix cocoa mix into mug water
fill mug almost to rim w/ remaining hot water
add stevia to taste
perform this chant, "All dead Mormons are now Gay... All dead Mormons are now Gay..."