?

Log in

No account? Create an account
juillet 2019   01 02 03 04 05 06 07 08 09 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31
* - galaxy

well, since you didn't like the last post...

Posted on 2005.01.31 at 16:46
I just finished all my bills and bookbag-cleaning, and cracked open another coffee, ready to settle into serious business. There's a librarian here with a Southern accent and a tan and she's showing nice cleavage. A librarian!?! But she's not a teenager - AND AS YOU ALL KNOW: I ONLY PREY ON TEENAGE GIRLS!!!!

Comments:


where hypotheses come to die
madman101 at 2005-02-01 01:14 (UTC) (Lien)

a note from the author

Sorry I was so cocky today. I know that's a terrible thang. But when a guy gets laughed at, esp. when his life's been a craphole, how else is he going to act? So, now it's out of my system. That's what journals are for. I'm really not so bad, am I?
The National Front Disco
jesmy at 2005-02-01 02:54 (UTC) (Lien)

Re: a note from the author

You are very very bad. You deserve a spanking.


(Sorry, just watched a lot of Monty Python)
where hypotheses come to die
madman101 at 2005-02-01 20:35 (UTC) (Lien)

Re: a note from the author

Well - I sure played that one right.

Say - you're still welcomed to join madman102 babe.
pandaguy101
pandaguy101 at 2005-02-01 22:10 (UTC) (Lien)

Re: a note from the author

I still love you, tookie!
titanic_madgirl at 2005-02-01 16:22 (UTC) (Lien)
Oh help, I'm a teenage girl!

*runs away*

By the way, I've to slap you for my friend who was EXTREMELY offended when you suggested that English people are arse holes! In case you forgot, it was when I was telling you about the disgusting and awful things my ex made me do to him, and you asked if he was English, so here's your beating, courtesy of my friend who shall remain anonymous!

*slap*
*punch*
*kicks crotch*
*slap*

*runs away back to Glasgow*
where hypotheses come to die
madman101 at 2005-02-01 20:48 (UTC) (Lien)

cha cha cha

Well, you scots are fierce and stealthy warriors - but the English must die! Actually, I like the English - I just said that because I saw a Scots movie where the Scptsment were saying, "The English are wankers, and WE are WORSE than wankers because we let them RULE us!"

I refer to myself as British. I'm a legal subject of the Commonwealth of Her Majesty the Queen.

But, yes, I too am a teenage girl. People tend to forget that.
titanic_madgirl at 2005-02-01 20:52 (UTC) (Lien)

Re: cha cha cha

Since when have you ever been a teenage girl?! Okay then, what's your bra size? I'll tell you mine if you tell me yours.

My friend will be so pleased to hear that you actually like the English, but I'm not too sure about the movie influence though ...
where hypotheses come to die
madman101 at 2005-02-01 21:59 (UTC) (Lien)

Re: cha cha cha

My bra size changes according to my menstrual cycle.
titanic_madgirl at 2005-02-02 16:18 (UTC) (Lien)

Re: cha cha cha

Oh really? Mine's doesn't! I'm a UK size 36D and ... I SHOULDN'T HAVE SAID THAT!!!!!
where hypotheses come to die
madman101 at 2005-02-02 18:06 (UTC) (Lien)

Re: cha cha cha

So I guesss that means that you are built like a battleship.
titanic_madgirl at 2005-02-02 20:02 (UTC) (Lien)

Re: cha cha cha

NO!!!!! I'm skinny1 I just have naturally big boobs!
where hypotheses come to die
madman101 at 2005-02-02 20:24 (UTC) (Lien)

Re: cha cha cha

Well, that's a good combination. That describes me perfectly - well - almost. They're called biceps over here.
titanic_madgirl at 2005-02-03 17:10 (UTC) (Lien)

Re: cha cha cha

Thanks. Lots of women pay thousands to get 36D breasts. My friend wants that done. I must be one of the lucky ones then!
Previous Entry  Next Entry