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holy lotus flower of doom, batman!

Posted on 2013.02.11 at 16:30
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i got a call from the bishop today

i said i'd think about it

they want me to be the next antichrist





It was maybe late summer when I was thinking about another damn prophesy where Pope # such-and-such had to be reigning, in order for all hell to break loose, and the world to collapse. I don't know - maybe it was Edgar Casey, or some prophesy more modern, idk. But, Pope Benedict couldn't possibly fulfill this prophesy, cuz the prophesy required one more Pope to be installed first: Pope # such-and-such.

"Well," I thought, "If the conspiracy-makers want the world to end this way, then they only have a few months left, (in 2012), to do it." And I didn't think Benedict would suddenly die. I didn't predict that Benedict would step down, but yo and behold wtf ha ha ha lookie here! It has come to be!

So, this German, conservative Pope has been surprisingly liberal on at least three major issues:

IMPROVE THE ENVIRONMENT.

HELP THE POOR IN AFRICA.

SUPPORT THE UNIONS.

SUPPORT THE UNIONS?!?!?!? - Oh, no. That goes directly against the global onslaught of bankster privateers, reflected in the USA by a GOP compulsion to destroy the Post Office; bust unions; crash wages; turn the country "right-to-work-FOR-LESS-MONEY"; raid pension funds; destroy pensions; send jobs overseas, and so forth. So, here was a CONSERVATIVE pope who agreed w/ John-Paul II in making Poland safe for capitalism, and merely supported the necessary workers movement there afterwards, I reckon, and he SUPPORTS UNIONS globally. Um.

He's not safe there in the Vatican, is he?

So, as prophesied, out he goes.

Funny how these crazy forces conspire - ancient prophesy and driven wont and greed and...

Can you say, "21 severed heads sent from Chicago to Rome, address unknown".

I guess they succeeded once again.

Listen. If someone sends you a severed head in the mail, go out acting like a frickin cannibal, and it probably won't happen again, cuz these guys may be evil, but they fold like lawn chairs, and they don't fancy imagine themselves dinner for the masses.

Truth or fiction?! YOU DECIDE! You get another apple from me but I never promised you a rose garden did I so don't hang me I'm the ginger madman...

Oh. And what's this about Christopher Dorner being considered for the Pope job? I dunno. I dunno what the Cardinal of NY is doing running around shooting cops anyway, like he is Bonnie and Clyde, shazamm.

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madman101 at 2013-02-11 23:55 (UTC) (Lien)
I began to read this comment an thought, "another alienated reader..."

But you are right, and I forgot this element of it all. All I kept in mind was that the Pope isn't supposed to resign unless he dies. But that's because what you say is right. And apparently the last Pope to resign was back in 1400-something, and maybe that was an interest thing - I wonder what taht was all about...

Well, the fact that Benedict resigned then, only looks all the more fishy, and so aliens are obviously behind this.
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madman101 at 2013-02-12 00:03 (UTC) (Lien)
yeah ha ha - I didn't even mention the pedophelia, driver scandal... it really does look like something was up, as C_R_A_Z_Y as it may seeeeemmmmm
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madman101 at 2013-02-12 01:47 (UTC) (Lien)
oh... well... now that i've read this, i have completely changed my mind ha ha - poor jerry sandusky!!... ugh.....
some catholics bother me. someone in my family spread this "militant atheists!!" propaganda behind my back, trying, as usual, to smear me because - not because i was an atheist - but because he didn't understand what i was, so he decided i was an atheist - i.e., someone out to eat catholic children, etc.
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madman101 at 2013-02-12 00:06 (UTC) (Lien)
ooooh sorry - i wasn't able to read your article

well, it would only be weird if someone used Tempora paints to paint a house

i used acrylic paint undiluted for my dumb art. although i did use house paint once when i painted myself blue and lived to tell
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madman101 at 2013-02-12 01:42 (UTC) (Lien)
huh - oh yeah - jerry sandusky

well - i thought he was guilty but i avoid unresolved court cases mostly. however, the whole child porn/pedophelia ring thing is a booming world-wide vice, so, i'm sure a lot of people who are assumed to be innocent of these things are prolly guilty...

and now on w/ the REAL comments... what a sleezefuck! first of all, kids don't want puberty - how and why would they ever want sex? with old men?!!

second... how politically stupid can anyone be to defend a potential pedophile before he is even found guilty? (or i dunno, maybe he was found guilty but still)... Says a lot about this Benedict dick...

how can you blame a priest for being weak? give me a break. what's the frickin church there for in the first place then?

Edited at 2013-02-12 02:04 (UTC)
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